This'll be the first song on our split 7" with those fuckers in Grace. Props to John S. Hall, King Missile and Sir. Jas of Murray.

Manatees - "very different: although they’re far from the first out of the blocks when it comes to making an impact, their slow-release sludge-riffs and doom-laden vocals eventually stir the soul into a bubbly frenzy; prickly hairs and dilated pupils, tingle fingers and tappedy toes. Or, rather, stomping feet, slow and incessant, like the drum beats that guide the Carlisle-based trio through their epic arrangements."
http://sunclimber.tumblr.com/
http://sunclimber.blogspot.com/
http://www.eyesofsound.com/
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Bonehouse - "Bonehouse are an emo-rock four-piece from Dundee. They make noisy, melodic punk. It's a heady mix of your favourite Jade Tree and Deep Elm bands. Think Hot Water Music meets The Appleseed Cast."
http://listn.to/bonehouseuk
http://www.facebook.com/bonehouseuk
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Cauls - mathrock timings from Newcastle. "A taut, melodic exercise in building tension and them releasing it, with startling effect”
http://cauls.bandcamp.com/
http://twitter.com/CaulsNewcastle
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Tide of Iron - noise, riffs, fasts, slows
www.tideoffuckingiron.blogspot.com
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Sunday League - Toon, like Cap n' Jazz and other things Kinsella.
http://sundayxleague.tumblr.com/
http://sundayleague.bandcamp.com/
https://twitter.com/#!/sundayxleague
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Doors open 7, Sunday League on 7:15 pronto. £4, 5 bands, bargin!
Christ alive and motherfucker!!! Febuary, fucking Febuary you say? A full 5 months and nary an update into that shit stained window that is our lives.
Well dear reader, you'd be forgiven for thinking we'd gave it all up, moved onto brighter pastures or hopped the trend with the deck shoes and dubstep crowd. Alas, none of this is true, so you can get that notion straight out of your head. There's no half measures on our part, and we expect there to be none on yours.
Wimps and poseurs leave the fucking hall!
Gigs were played, objects were lifted, tear's were shed, a video was made, a bass was broken(and self repaired)and young Billy Coast briefly lost his mind, yet amongst all the piss and bullshit we managed to release this fucker to aid your lame spirit and dying minds...

Released by the kind folks at ShyBairns 100 copies were mastered to pro cdr by the super patient and helpful Rob at Disc Zone Gateshead while we left the letter pressing of the sleeves and insert screening to the more than capable hands of Squarah.
Follow the link to the ShyBairns blog for details on grabbing a copy.
Next up we play the festival to end all festivals...

Just look at that lineup, Bradford is gonna get smashed!
"DRUNK IN HELL
undisputed kings of punk. the soundtrack to swimming in a septic tank filled with rats.
http://www.myspace.com/drunkinhell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOvOKIm4mdc
DIET PILLS
leicester's ugliest offspring. grungey noise rock hardcore that's even more sickening than gary linekar's face.
http://dietpills.bandcamp.com/
CLOSURE
raw power violence. fast bits. slow bits. punch yourself in the face bits.
http://closurehc.tumblr.com/
GRACE
metallic hardcore punk like coalesce/deadguy/botch etc from ex-jinn/tsua folk
http://gracencl.com/
STATE ICONS
south coast hardcore punk with a bit of metal and noise rock chucked in
http://stateicons.blogspot.com
TIDE OF IRON
more geordies. more noise rock. more big ugly riffs. more amphetamine reptiles ruining hardcore.
http://tideoffuckingiron.blogspot.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0BqXqoLgp4
it'll start at some point and cost you something. details will be forthcoming."
We'll be continuing this trend of out of town ventures with this beast in Leeds...

"TUESDAY 30th AUGUST @ THE FOX AND NEWT, Burley road [opposite Park lane college] LEEDS
GLASSES from Germany return to Leeds to dish out their own brand of heavy female fronted HC how it should be done - they were awesome last time so don't miss this
http://www.myspace.com/glasseshc
http://www.soundcloud.com/glasseshc
TIDE OF IRON - From Newcastle deal out some heavy crushing riffs - the drummer is a fucking machine!
http://tideoffuckingiron.blogspot.com/
DRY HEAVES - Sheffields best kept secret - they are getting better and better live - think fast snotty US punk ala Adolescents sung by a big burley Jewish dude and backed up by members of Cry havok, Death job and Mouth.
MORE THAN A JOKE - Leeds dissonant female fronted thrash - like a faster version of WHORES WHORES WHORES or BREATHER RESIST - you will be surprised if you've not seen them in a while
Starts 7.30 sharp
Should finish by 11pm so people should be able to get trains
£5 in
NO BLAGGING - please support this pub - it's a really good venue and the beer is good and cheap as chips!"
Besides all this there's the hometime show with Manatees, Cauls, Bonehouse and Sunday League 31st July at the Northy and I dare say a few more to come inbetween.
^^^watch this space^^^
Well dear reader, you'd be forgiven for thinking we'd gave it all up, moved onto brighter pastures or hopped the trend with the deck shoes and dubstep crowd. Alas, none of this is true, so you can get that notion straight out of your head. There's no half measures on our part, and we expect there to be none on yours.
Wimps and poseurs leave the fucking hall!
Gigs were played, objects were lifted, tear's were shed, a video was made, a bass was broken(and self repaired)and young Billy Coast briefly lost his mind, yet amongst all the piss and bullshit we managed to release this fucker to aid your lame spirit and dying minds...
Released by the kind folks at ShyBairns 100 copies were mastered to pro cdr by the super patient and helpful Rob at Disc Zone Gateshead while we left the letter pressing of the sleeves and insert screening to the more than capable hands of Squarah.
Follow the link to the ShyBairns blog for details on grabbing a copy.
Next up we play the festival to end all festivals...

Just look at that lineup, Bradford is gonna get smashed!
"DRUNK IN HELL
undisputed kings of punk. the soundtrack to swimming in a septic tank filled with rats.
http://www.myspace.com/drunkinhell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOvOKIm4mdc
DIET PILLS
leicester's ugliest offspring. grungey noise rock hardcore that's even more sickening than gary linekar's face.
http://dietpills.bandcamp.com/
CLOSURE
raw power violence. fast bits. slow bits. punch yourself in the face bits.
http://closurehc.tumblr.com/
GRACE
metallic hardcore punk like coalesce/deadguy/botch etc from ex-jinn/tsua folk
http://gracencl.com/
STATE ICONS
south coast hardcore punk with a bit of metal and noise rock chucked in
http://stateicons.blogspot.com
TIDE OF IRON
more geordies. more noise rock. more big ugly riffs. more amphetamine reptiles ruining hardcore.
http://tideoffuckingiron.blogspot.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0BqXqoLgp4
it'll start at some point and cost you something. details will be forthcoming."
We'll be continuing this trend of out of town ventures with this beast in Leeds...

"TUESDAY 30th AUGUST @ THE FOX AND NEWT, Burley road [opposite Park lane college] LEEDS
GLASSES from Germany return to Leeds to dish out their own brand of heavy female fronted HC how it should be done - they were awesome last time so don't miss this
http://www.myspace.com/glasseshc
http://www.soundcloud.com/glasseshc
TIDE OF IRON - From Newcastle deal out some heavy crushing riffs - the drummer is a fucking machine!
http://tideoffuckingiron.blogspot.com/
DRY HEAVES - Sheffields best kept secret - they are getting better and better live - think fast snotty US punk ala Adolescents sung by a big burley Jewish dude and backed up by members of Cry havok, Death job and Mouth.
MORE THAN A JOKE - Leeds dissonant female fronted thrash - like a faster version of WHORES WHORES WHORES or BREATHER RESIST - you will be surprised if you've not seen them in a while
Starts 7.30 sharp
Should finish by 11pm so people should be able to get trains
£5 in
NO BLAGGING - please support this pub - it's a really good venue and the beer is good and cheap as chips!"
Besides all this there's the hometime show with Manatees, Cauls, Bonehouse and Sunday League 31st July at the Northy and I dare say a few more to come inbetween.
^^^watch this space^^^
:::HOW TO MAKE YOUR TIDE OF IRON SHIRT LOOK EVEN MORE BRUTAL:::

1) Make sure your shirt has adequate maneouvering space. This is an advanced technique, not for skinny fits.
2) In one fell swipe, tear/cut/gouge off the left sleeve.
3) Repeat on the right side. It is IMPERATIVE you start on the left to achieve this look.
4) Put on shirt. Stick out your neck, think of the deep south and the impending summer. Now remove shirt, and trim the neck cuff to suit the previous thought.
5) Put shirt back on. Feign tough guy. Strut and get awesome.
Thing is, Lafferty alway looks good. He can do whatever he wants. Everyone else will probably look like an utter tool. Never stop us before though, aye?

1) Make sure your shirt has adequate maneouvering space. This is an advanced technique, not for skinny fits.
2) In one fell swipe, tear/cut/gouge off the left sleeve.
3) Repeat on the right side. It is IMPERATIVE you start on the left to achieve this look.
4) Put on shirt. Stick out your neck, think of the deep south and the impending summer. Now remove shirt, and trim the neck cuff to suit the previous thought.
5) Put shirt back on. Feign tough guy. Strut and get awesome.
Thing is, Lafferty alway looks good. He can do whatever he wants. Everyone else will probably look like an utter tool. Never stop us before though, aye?
We have a small amount of Merchandise for sale, should you feel inclined to purchase.
Our shirts were designed and handpulled by Squarah on supersoft (I know, you're a delicate flower aren't you?) raglan shirts. Raglans make your shoulders look henchlike, much as the Beard's are, even if you are scrawny nowt who can barely lift their own head the from putrescent lagoon of vomit that sporadically surges from their narcotic polluted little mouth.

You can either grab one from us personally at a show or you can buy online at the Squarah Shop by clicking here
The vultures decended before the curing iron was barely cool, so we've only a few left. Strike now or forever have a shameful, self loathing pit embellished at the bottom of your stomach. No wait. You probably already have one.
Our shirts were designed and handpulled by Squarah on supersoft (I know, you're a delicate flower aren't you?) raglan shirts. Raglans make your shoulders look henchlike, much as the Beard's are, even if you are scrawny nowt who can barely lift their own head the from putrescent lagoon of vomit that sporadically surges from their narcotic polluted little mouth.

You can either grab one from us personally at a show or you can buy online at the Squarah Shop by clicking here
The vultures decended before the curing iron was barely cool, so we've only a few left. Strike now or forever have a shameful, self loathing pit embellished at the bottom of your stomach. No wait. You probably already have one.
Hello Darling.
It's been a while since we sat down and had a nice 'talk', hasn't it?
A real, long CHAT.
Well fuck that. I'm really not in the mood. You can sit and read an irreverent rhetoric of prevailing occurrences instead, or you can piss off.
The TOI camp has been rather preoccupied lately. Ritual lifting and loading was put to one side over the most joyous times of year. The last show of 2010 had to be cancelled at short notice, and normal activities were not resumed until 7th of January. It was then that we blew our allegorical 2 month old load about the walls, hearts and stick sticky floors of the Kings Manor in the presence of the North East's finest and Mob Rules.
Although the hype that precedes it is probably deflated and saggy like a used prophylactic, the final mixes of the forthcoming Sow EP were delivered and devoured last Sunday. An 'amuse bouche' of said recording was previously posted about the palisades detailing the tone of the product. It might be the best thing you've ever heard. It might be a massive pile of excrement slowly rotting in the sonic abattoir of far flung servers. Either way, it's been made. It's being presented. Buy it if you want. It’s got a savage fucking pig on the front if you're shallow enough to give it a moment’s reflection.
So onward.
Nerd has been busy making things for you to tart yourself up with.
Yesterday, a plethora of raglan shirts arrived to the depot and unfurled themselves about the salon. Soon they will be printed. Soon they will be for sale. Sizing is a little snug, so lose some fucking weight before you even think about purchasing.

There are 2 types of badges available; the 'shiny' and the 'pog'. Same design, different finish. Shinies look like they've been printed onto metal. Again available soon.

The show.
It was a rather rowdy evening, I dare say the majority share were menstruating in some capacity, the air was musky, heavy and doused in transgression. 5 bands, £3, the hosts were surely robbed. Nerd and the rare talent of Lee Innis worked in collaboration to generate lavish screen printed posters as souvenirs for a selected few.

A clamouring audience met every tonal inflection with surges and grace. Something so engrossing has not been felt in a long time. It truly felt like the resurgence of a missing protagonist. We hope it lingers.
This was the best way we could have wished to start the year. It was documented by Skinny, the misanthropic boy wonder. The videos will be posted soon, so you might want to take your leave and retire to the haven from whence you emerged.
Get involved, or get lost. There's no room for commitment issues here and our tolerance of distracting and irrelevant slavering is waning.
It's been a while since we sat down and had a nice 'talk', hasn't it?
A real, long CHAT.
Well fuck that. I'm really not in the mood. You can sit and read an irreverent rhetoric of prevailing occurrences instead, or you can piss off.
The TOI camp has been rather preoccupied lately. Ritual lifting and loading was put to one side over the most joyous times of year. The last show of 2010 had to be cancelled at short notice, and normal activities were not resumed until 7th of January. It was then that we blew our allegorical 2 month old load about the walls, hearts and stick sticky floors of the Kings Manor in the presence of the North East's finest and Mob Rules.
Although the hype that precedes it is probably deflated and saggy like a used prophylactic, the final mixes of the forthcoming Sow EP were delivered and devoured last Sunday. An 'amuse bouche' of said recording was previously posted about the palisades detailing the tone of the product. It might be the best thing you've ever heard. It might be a massive pile of excrement slowly rotting in the sonic abattoir of far flung servers. Either way, it's been made. It's being presented. Buy it if you want. It’s got a savage fucking pig on the front if you're shallow enough to give it a moment’s reflection.
So onward.
Nerd has been busy making things for you to tart yourself up with.
Yesterday, a plethora of raglan shirts arrived to the depot and unfurled themselves about the salon. Soon they will be printed. Soon they will be for sale. Sizing is a little snug, so lose some fucking weight before you even think about purchasing.

There are 2 types of badges available; the 'shiny' and the 'pog'. Same design, different finish. Shinies look like they've been printed onto metal. Again available soon.

The show.
It was a rather rowdy evening, I dare say the majority share were menstruating in some capacity, the air was musky, heavy and doused in transgression. 5 bands, £3, the hosts were surely robbed. Nerd and the rare talent of Lee Innis worked in collaboration to generate lavish screen printed posters as souvenirs for a selected few.

A clamouring audience met every tonal inflection with surges and grace. Something so engrossing has not been felt in a long time. It truly felt like the resurgence of a missing protagonist. We hope it lingers.
This was the best way we could have wished to start the year. It was documented by Skinny, the misanthropic boy wonder. The videos will be posted soon, so you might want to take your leave and retire to the haven from whence you emerged.
Get involved, or get lost. There's no room for commitment issues here and our tolerance of distracting and irrelevant slavering is waning.
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